• author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
  • tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
  • loki: blinks
  • tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.
  • 1:01 am  •  17 September 2014  •  371,270 notes
    I get through the tough times remembering no matter where I go in life, there will be pizza and donuts.
    ― Adel Dada (via adeldada)
    1:00 am  •  17 September 2014  •  52 notes



    Have you ever heard of the Procrastinator’s support groups? 

    They’re always put off til tomorrow…

    12:56 am  •  17 September 2014  •  6,093 notes



    in pokemon you can battle a cop

    you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

    12:55 am  •  17 September 2014  •  217,762 notes


    kissing is great

    but wow when you get to kiss someone you have feelings for and you’ve wanted to kiss them for the longest time and you get to stroke their face and you’re so aware of their body and how nice their lips feel

    12:54 am  •  17 September 2014  •  434,781 notes